July 2011
1 post
And how do we keep our balance?: "Cracking" sex... →
“I am betting nine out of 10 times, when a woman asks for a female detective the story is going to be untrue.”—Lt. Adam Lamboy, commander of the Manhattan Special Victims Squad, in a story about how the NYPD Special Victims Division does its job, explaining that if a woman who reports being…
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
5 posts
2 tags
February 2011
3 posts
thefrogman.me: This dream I just had... →
thefrogman:
I just woke up from a dream and I thought I might share it with you. We must go back in time. Back to when I was a young high school lad. As some of you may know, this is a time when a young male is filled with hormones and has no control over when or where he has an erection. The damned thing…
Lolwut? Awesome.
App store apps
A lot of the app store apps for the iPad are stupid and gimmicky. There are a dearth of free apps in the store that do not want to you to update to some stupid “pro” version as if a GAME has anything to do with work or being Professional. Fuck off, developers. And then there are the ones that come off as free and then they don’t let you sustain the world or whatever, and then...
October 2010
1 post
Girl gamers, sexism, general blather...
Maybe tl;dr
As we all know, girl gamers and all that sort of stuff is a bit of an issue with “male gamers” or the typical majority of the community that play FPS’s and the like. The ideal Girlfriend for a Guy Gamer is a Girl Gamer, If i can assume this, so why do many guys act like **** to girls online (yes everyone, you too, im looking at you there reading the thread). Even I...
December 2009
1 post
Drivers ed app correction →
This is totally true
For future reference, this was a deer crossing sign which I had corrected to say “Suicidal Deer”
September 2009
1 post
New iPods: predictions →
We all know there will be an iPod announcement on September 9th. Here are my predictions for what we will see at the event.
New iPod touch 3g with a camera (75%) and GPS (30%)
New iPod nano with…
July 2009
6 posts
Email to site5 →
This is the email I sent to some guy at site5 about them sucking so bad:
Hello this is @amddude from twitter.
The fail that happened was with a favorite site of mine hosted on site5 that i am…
Bloxes! →
I stumbled across bloxes yesterday. They are awesome.
What are bloxes:
Bloxes are essentially giant cardboard legos that you can build stuff with.
What can you build:
Forts, Room dividers,…
Why do I need to upgrade??! →
“This app requires OS 3.0″ WTF. 3.0 is just a big fail with compatibility of applications. The batterylog app now works with 3.0 and it only updates in 5% increments and idiots are complaining that…
1 page of apps →
I have managed to shrink 9 pages of applications into 1 page, with only 20 icons. I could go even smaller and get it down to 1 icon, but that would be pretty annoying ( if not impossible). If I had…
IRC antics →
<amddude> FSM FTW
* kiwinerd is now known as FSM
<amddude> LOL
<FSM> Ya
<amddude> steveh ZOL
* FSM is now known as kiwinerd
<Exarian> … did I miss something??
* kiwinerd is now known as FSM …
robot avatar →
Weird huh?
Get Your Cyborg Name
KiwiQoute part 2 →
Another bit of funnyness/knowledge from my good friend kiwnerd:
referring to some guy in IRC
“WHAT?! WOMEN DONT EXIST IN IRC!!!”
KiwiQuote →
Another bit of funnyness/knowledge from my good friend kiwnerd:
“that’s how i hurt my back. awesome epic crash in 1999″
June 2009
11 posts
APP STORE WTF?! →
[sarcasm]Apple app store at it’s finest! [/sarcasm]
You can check out the screenshots attached if you want to read some of the rather sickening descriptions.
Quote →
Money is Unimportant, Except that not having any is extremely inconvenient.
–Kiwinerd’s Graddad
Please dont pirate our software →
My friend steven found this little easter egg after installing taptap dance via installous. he sent me an email with this pic, awesomely edited by him with MS Paint style SKILLZ:
I find…
Mac OSX 10.6 →
NEW! Mac OSX 10.6 : It’s just like 10.5, except with more SNOW!
We know you will buy it so preorder now!
–amddude
WiFinder →
The WiFinder app from the app store is a great app, but since it used private APIs, it got pulled. It was free so I think it would be a good idea to let people get the IPA. The link is at …
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SPACE INVADER? →
May 2009
14 posts
AppFlow →
The appflow program for jailbroken iPhones and iPods is really lame. It works when you open it but then it ends up either going really slow (like .2 FPS) and not letting you exit or completely…
Dangerous emissions
me: Whoa. I just coughed, hiccuped and then burped. Weird. I've never done the ole' couchiccaburp before.
me: I'm not sure where a couch comes into play. That probably should have been coughiccaburp.
Beltane: You're so lucky. Add a yawn and a sneeze and you would have exploded.
me: You mean the coughiccayawnsneezyburp? I knew a guy that did that back in ought 3. He walks with a limp now.
Another quote →
My friend Westley Portelance once said:
I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally
Brilliant!
Skype iphone jailbreak lashback? →
It looks like skype for iPhone (1.0.3) will check to see if you are jailbroken and then give you a warning that it is “not supported” on jailbroken devices. Here is the picture:
Via: …
Skype FAIL →
I think the reason that skype takes forever to install is that they just want to show you ads for credit and other skype related stuff. Since oprah is now using skype for everthing they are getting…
Quote lol →
The day that microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum
SIGN WIN →
My friend Zack has a school near his house so I decided to put a piece of paper on the I in “Fall.” The administration removed it after a few weeks but I put it back!
here you go: (click for…
iPod touch 2g review →
April 2009
9 posts
I think Trumcgowan would like this →
Link →
Blogging platforms →
Adamd →
Combo post →